By David Letterman, as forwarded via e-mail
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.
5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “Psst… psst”.
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home.”
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
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i can't explain the feeling when i read the post .. haha i think it is because it might be TRUE? ;))
ReplyDeleteSecret Service staff won’t respond to “Psst… psst”
-- happy damasing (i used my sister's acc)
I think we have a different culture, every culture has different moral codes and this makes us unique."Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard." This is one of our good trait as Pinoys we are religious in nature.
ReplyDeleteunsa mani joule? sa late show gyud ni??? knus-a na nga episode?
ReplyDeleteI was laughing my ass off coz most of them(if not all) are really true.. Well that makes us Filipinos unique in our own ways.. :P
ReplyDeletea certain thing that could people think about.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.funny isn't it? we are seen as this kind of people. At least we earned an identity. hahahahaha.
ReplyDelete-Earl